Evening all,
Tonight the Elder Scrolls Online Beta launches at 11.59 so guess what I am doing! (I am staying up all night waiting) So its not going to be a particularly long post so lets get going!
so.. Today has been uneventful, so I will tell you what I am doing right now, so I've recently got into the show Two and Half men which is a comedy on at 8pm on ITV 2 and its in my opinion Hilarious! its just my kind of humour, witty sex based jokes and funny stories.
so I've just finished an episode of that and are moving on to the second,
on another note 'Batman Arkam Origins' has arrived!
I finally ordered it and within 5 days it came so that ought to entertain me for a bit this evening,
So again sorry its so short and less comical than normal but I just don't feel like a long type-fest this evening,
so that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
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Tom,
Friday 28 February 2014
Thursday 27 February 2014
#2 Sex Ed incident and Wednesday Breaks
Evening / morning, whatever,
ANNONCMENT: Sorry guys I forgot I told you I can post everyday I CANT do Wednesdays so sorry about yesterday but anyone to the main chat.
So today is SEX-ED DAY!,
You may thing is this guy a Pervert?, No
Is he some sort of crazed sex obsesse?, No
We miss *drum roll*..............................................................*still drum rolling*...................................................................................................*You may thing its ridiculous*......... SPANISH!
SPANISH MOST BORING LESSON EVER!, so I am walking to school with a skip in my step all groovy then I arrive... step into the room... see the glum faces and ask "So who died?", someone replies "I wish it was me" then im told it.. its CANCELLED,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ME?
So drama over it terns out that the teacher came in with 'Man Flu' which as a 'small' man I know that's just an excuse for sympathy. He said he would TIRE OUT! Excuse me? so he's saying showing us putting a Com-Dom on a banana will make him tired! probably the most ironic thing is he's a P.E (Phys Ed) teacher in his late 30's so he should be back up on is his feat and teaching us what a penis does instead of chilling in the staff lounge.
One of the worst parts is the girls did there's yesterday and apparently its a hilarious experience. On the plus side a group with a few of my mates in misted it because the teacher, Mr Sucksmith ( Honestly that's is name you cant make that stuff up), was also ill so they felt the pain of Spanish as well,
ok that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
Subscribe if you enjoy!
Tom,
ANNONCMENT: Sorry guys I forgot I told you I can post everyday I CANT do Wednesdays so sorry about yesterday but anyone to the main chat.
So today is SEX-ED DAY!,
You may thing is this guy a Pervert?, No
Is he some sort of crazed sex obsesse?, No
We miss *drum roll*..............................................................*still drum rolling*...................................................................................................*You may thing its ridiculous*......... SPANISH!
SPANISH MOST BORING LESSON EVER!, so I am walking to school with a skip in my step all groovy then I arrive... step into the room... see the glum faces and ask "So who died?", someone replies "I wish it was me" then im told it.. its CANCELLED,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ME?
So drama over it terns out that the teacher came in with 'Man Flu' which as a 'small' man I know that's just an excuse for sympathy. He said he would TIRE OUT! Excuse me? so he's saying showing us putting a Com-Dom on a banana will make him tired! probably the most ironic thing is he's a P.E (Phys Ed) teacher in his late 30's so he should be back up on is his feat and teaching us what a penis does instead of chilling in the staff lounge.
One of the worst parts is the girls did there's yesterday and apparently its a hilarious experience. On the plus side a group with a few of my mates in misted it because the teacher, Mr Sucksmith ( Honestly that's is name you cant make that stuff up), was also ill so they felt the pain of Spanish as well,
ok that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
Subscribe if you enjoy!
Tom,
Tuesday 25 February 2014
#1 Awkward moments
Evening all,
Today I had an 'awkward' experience with a pair of tights and a group
school friends.
So you may or may not know that its only been 2 days for the majority off secondary or 'middle schools',depending on were your from, open after half term and today we had Phys Ed (P.E).
And being a forgetful idiot I forgot my kit. Now you may not have this problem but our spare kit is TERRIBLE (trying to keep the language clean) so when the teacher pulls out MAN TIGHTS! OR MIGHTS AS IL CALL THEM! I think oh hell!
So first of all its not that bad me and my friends have a laugh and its all lovely and happy... until I see I huge hole in the bottom of them now, by now I am walking out to the gym and are get dragged with the crowd. Remember I said its a new term... that means a new topic so instead of doing harmless football we do TRAMPOLINING! which is making my 3rd leg vulnerable, with its only defence being the weak layer of fabric being my boxers/ underwear.
so after an intro were the teacher talks about safety like 'don't jump on your neck or you'll die' which I thought to a bunch of early teens was obvious but I guess I am wrong (again).
Now I've stopped going of on tandem,
it gets worse, far far worse.
Now these tights are not as tight as you would have thought let my Johnson 'lose' which made me spin around trying to save my self from the awkwardness which was quite obviously a failure or I wouldn't make such a build up,
So you know how people always make the worst nicknames at the worst points, well mine is 'Little Johnny' or 'John' now.
So what I want to know is what is your most embarrassing situation?
has it effected you for along time EG: Nicknames or maybe being forever reminded of the moment?
Tell me in the comments,
so I will talk to you (I Guess you can call this that) same time tomorrow
Subscribe if you enjoy!
Tom,
Today I had an 'awkward' experience with a pair of tights and a group
school friends.
So you may or may not know that its only been 2 days for the majority off secondary or 'middle schools',depending on were your from, open after half term and today we had Phys Ed (P.E).
And being a forgetful idiot I forgot my kit. Now you may not have this problem but our spare kit is TERRIBLE (trying to keep the language clean) so when the teacher pulls out MAN TIGHTS! OR MIGHTS AS IL CALL THEM! I think oh hell!
So first of all its not that bad me and my friends have a laugh and its all lovely and happy... until I see I huge hole in the bottom of them now, by now I am walking out to the gym and are get dragged with the crowd. Remember I said its a new term... that means a new topic so instead of doing harmless football we do TRAMPOLINING! which is making my 3rd leg vulnerable, with its only defence being the weak layer of fabric being my boxers/ underwear.
so after an intro were the teacher talks about safety like 'don't jump on your neck or you'll die' which I thought to a bunch of early teens was obvious but I guess I am wrong (again).
Now I've stopped going of on tandem,
it gets worse, far far worse.
Now these tights are not as tight as you would have thought let my Johnson 'lose' which made me spin around trying to save my self from the awkwardness which was quite obviously a failure or I wouldn't make such a build up,
So you know how people always make the worst nicknames at the worst points, well mine is 'Little Johnny' or 'John' now.
So what I want to know is what is your most embarrassing situation?
has it effected you for along time EG: Nicknames or maybe being forever reminded of the moment?
Tell me in the comments,
so I will talk to you (I Guess you can call this that) same time tomorrow
Subscribe if you enjoy!
Tom,
Monday 24 February 2014
[Intro and info to my blog]
Hello,
Waz up? (or What is up)
This is my first post on my blog about... well anything that happens and I feel like blogging about
More about me:
Name: Tom Green,
Age: 26/2 or 13,
*roughly here* ====> 🌎 (Earth)
So if you know me/like my blog then follow me on google + and check my blog daily for a quick update. Subscribe to my YouTube channel ( which there's nothing on currently) which will be gaming based. (Insert Doncaster accent) Soo sit back read wit faace and ent-joy!
My YouTube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFlamingHam
Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TheFlamingHam
Facebook Group:
https://www.facebook.com/theflaminghamteam?ref=stream
And just to please a friend, Why don't download Agent X, Chemical Allie or any other games by Overpass apps ( Android and Apple devices)
Website:
http://www.overpass.co.uk/
Google play:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Overpass+Apps&hl=en_GB
Apple app store:
APPLE IS SO INCOMPATABLE!
What a nice final message,
Tom G,
PS: they wont all be this long just an intro to me and my blog
Waz up? (or What is up)
This is my first post on my blog about... well anything that happens and I feel like blogging about
Name: Tom Green,
Age: 26/2 or 13,
*roughly here* ====> 🌎 (Earth)
So if you know me/like my blog then follow me on google + and check my blog daily for a quick update. Subscribe to my YouTube channel ( which there's nothing on currently) which will be gaming based. (Insert Doncaster accent) Soo sit back read wit faace and ent-joy!
My YouTube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFlamingHam
Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TheFlamingHam
Facebook Group:
https://www.facebook.com/theflaminghamteam?ref=stream
And just to please a friend, Why don't download Agent X, Chemical Allie or any other games by Overpass apps ( Android and Apple devices)
Website:
http://www.overpass.co.uk/
Google play:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Overpass+Apps&hl=en_GB
Apple app store:
APPLE IS SO INCOMPATABLE!
What a nice final message,
Tom G,
PS: they wont all be this long just an intro to me and my blog
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