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#18 THE REBIRTH!

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[ CONTENT IS BASED AT ABOUT 12+ THERE MAY BE REFERENCES TO 'THINGS']

Wow its been almost a year since I promised and I quote "I will post every Friday" well, that went well.

So its a brand new do-over for my blog. its still going to be your mildly amusing top-up of all things comical, with a twist. News. You heard of it? well there's going to be a funny news section where I talk about the more 'Funny' side of the worlds news so I will start that later in this post. So the main reason to start up this dead blog is... I want to create joy. Even if I spend 4 years writing to the internet and in all that time just one person sniggers  or merely chuckles at this then I will be happy.(I just thought I would mention this was not intended on being funny just an update)

Funny News:
Man sets "Masturbate mode" off on his new prosthetic arm on a French chat show:
Source:http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/20/guy-accidentally-hits-masturbate-mode-on-his-fake-arm-during-tv-interview-4956434/

So this is 3 days old, and while having a interview on the Le Dézapping a French chat show a unknown Hero? Warrior? Heavy Masturbator? Whatever. He is demonstrating a his new prosthetic lib when he hit the wrong button ands starts going at it like a monkey in a mango tree.

This is most likely fake as the on the lefts hair, looks like a mop from QVC. ( I later found that it was a hoax)

By the way I wrote a 2 page blog about what had gone on but never closed it so I tried

Anyway that's all I have time for right now but see you around,
Thanks for reading?
come back and follow me for more,
Tom Green,

#16 Sorry...

Evening all,
SORRY!, OK IM SORRY. I said I will  post content every Friday but I felt like a time frame was limiting my creativity so to keep up with the latest content follow me on Google + and I will share it every time I post (roughly every week) so do that thing.


IT IS THE END OF TERM! tomorrow,
so to celebrate I am going to stay up all night doing something EG: YouTube or Watch films I don't know but tonight I am going to bed at a measly 10pm. So changing the subject slightly on Sunday the clocks  moved back one hour? so Monday morning came and I was so grumpy when the alarm rang... it was almost a repeat of the 'Alarm Clock Incident' (read previous post for more information on that story.)

Anyway see you around,
Follow for more,
Tom

Your Decision...

So,
its not a normal post (as you may have guest) because im giving you the viewer a choise. you may have noticed every since day one of posting the quality has gone downhill. Before you worry (or celebrate) im not quiting its just i feel if i posted only once or twice a week i could give you more comicle? content. So please if you enjoy this please comment saying weather you think its a good idea.
i will test it out and have it posted by friday evening.

that's all I got so talk to you friday same time same place,
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Tom,

#15 Canceled... Again

Evening all,
so im posting earlier than usual because my bandwith is an ABOMINATION so if anyone from a network company and want to give me a free fibre package... just if you enjoy this sooo much than you can donate a package...
moving on today,

So you may have seen by the title i said that something was canceled today and you comited viewers will know that the first? second? post? i said Sex Ed was canceled and i also said it was re-sceduled to the distent future. Which was today. It was canceled.

:'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(

im so sad.

so trying to forget that

sorry i will write more tomorrow,

that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
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Tom,

14# Dental Pro

Evening all,
so im very sorry about not posting yesterday or Sunday but im tired and sometimes I need a break.
ok so lets get started,

On Saturday and half of Sunday I went hiking. So that's why I didn't post. So I had a great time and enjoyed the experience so I think I will do that again sometime. That may be one of the reasons I am tired because it was roughly 20 miles! Non-stop! For two days! Now can you forgive me for not posting? anyway the group I was with went back to a hall to hang up the tents and as we get there we just heard the fait drone of small children and as i get closer my worst fears came true... it was a 6 year olds birthday party!
so we had fun explaining to the parents that they still had and hour before there party.

So im a lazy person,
you guys know that. But yesterday i went to the dentist and the only reason i remembered was i got a E-Mail the day before. Some how i passed with flying colors even though i barely brushed them
Sorry its a bit dull im just tired,

that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
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Tom,

#13 See y'a round!

Hello,
So you may have seen the title and thought 'hes a quiter, giving up already' but actully im going out for the weekend. So im going backpacking for the weekend so i may or may not (Ooo) be posting tomorrow. So if you really want to hear about my experience then read my blog tomorrow or sunday (16th of March 2014) so look forrward to that.
Sorry, i didn't blog yesterday and i know you can i go on about it i'm sorry i felt it was time to take a break and i needed a break to get some quality content up today.

So today... i did my back in!
1 day before i have to carrie 60 litres worth of food/frying pans? so i, being a drama queen (in the most manley way) ,will be a jerk to be with tommorow. Ive just looked at the time and its 11:30 pm so im going to be in a horrible mood kept up till 2am by load lads.

So, i prepose a contest...
who ever can get the most people to comment on my posts will get a shout-out of there choosing [webpages, facebook ect:]
so tell your people you force to look at the abomination to literature to leave your G+ name.

that's all I got so talk to you tomorrow same time same place,
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Tom,